Everything you didn't need to know about (me)

• Teacher: Why did you not study?
• Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

05/28/12

I’m drifting
Sleep is calling
But she’s singing
And I want to stay here
Want to listen
To her love sung
Through Drake and Adele
Ed Sheerana nd Lana Del
Ray
Artiste like these and Jessie J
Tell me to love her back
To forgive her
To stay with my head
Rested between these globes
My body knows too well
So I do
And I do
Lift my skirt
And take a walk out on a limb
For her
And if I fall she’ll catch me
Or she won’t
But this is love
Raw, magnificent, foolish love
Rapped in her rapped in sheets
Naked and singing
Just singing her love for me….
I’ll listen

 

nicebum:

If you reading this right now we are offically dating im sorry you cant get out of this relationship

(via theidiothero)